Hey John. I like Seinfeld. You can play guitar in our bed during commericals. And I’m planning on going into the medical field. Are we a match?
YOU KNOW YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH DAVE MATTHEWS BAND WHEN (weeklydavespeak.com)
*You have an odd obsession with the numbers 34, 36. 40, and 41.
*You refer to anybody in the band on a first name basis, people give you weird looks, then you explain.
*You’ve tried to excessively mimic that crazy ass dance he does at live shows.
*You do the eyebrow and facial type gestures that Dave does when singing a Dave song.
*You make your friends stop the radio on a Dave song when they’re flipping channels, even if you know the song is already or almost over.
*You’re friends advise you to play no Dave Matthews Band when they come around.
*You buy a brand new copy of Before These Crowded Streets because ONLY the Last Stop REPRISE skips.
*Only you know that you can hit, and for the most part hold, most of the notes that Dave can (ex. the end of Watchtower and Grey Street.)
*You feel light headed and woozy 5 minutes before DMB takes the stage at EVERY concert (and you are not drunk)
*You smoked weed for the first time because Dave does.
*You genuinely wept the first time you heard a song live
*You day dream about becoming rich when you are older so you can hire the band to play at your wedding, playing a set list completely devised by you.
*When you are at a concert and everyone around you thinks your psychic because you can tell what song it is by the combination of Dave’s guitar, Stefan’s bass, and what note Dave has his hand.
*When you are 100% certain your very first dance song at your future wedding is I’ll Back You Up.
*When you have over 35 Dave Matthews Band articles of clothing.
*When your summer job revolves AROUND your DMB concerts.
*When you are drunk and you explain the meaning behind most every dave song.
*When you steal a city street sign that bears the name “grey street” and then when a new sign is replaced, you take that one too.
*When you hear elevator music that is transformed into DMB songs (in your mind) and you sing along and tell other people on board “this is my favorite band”.
*When you sit in front of the radio/cd player half of the day learning DMB songs.
*When you go to a concert and Dave plays the first few chords on his guitar and you tell your friend this song is DDTW.
*When you proceed to inform your family on how many which ways you plan on getting to a concert halfway across the country.
*When you dream of buying out a ticket to each and every show on a DMB tour one summer or winter.
*When despite how many people you know named Dave anytime you say the name everyone knows you’re not talking about any of your buddies.
*When your friend asks you to burn your Dave CDs for them and they need a new CD case to hold them all.
*You make a romantic play list of ONLY DMB songs.
*You join a Dave Matthews Band MYSPACE group.
*You have so many MYSPACE groups, but only check and post on the DMB group.
*You’re wandering through a department store when you hear “Satellite” (or another DMB song) come on over the speakers…you then stop in the middle of the aisle, start singing along, and claim to everyone who passes how this is your favorite band being played.
*You’re pumping gas at a gas station and your favorite DMB song comes on the loudspeaker radio and you forget what you’re doing and leave the pump running while you call everyone you know to tell them Dave is on the radio.
*You’ve ever made love to the rhythm of a Dave song.
*You have a Dave song to match each of your moods, and have at least one that reminds you of an ex.
*You get pissed when somebody tells you they have no idea who Dave Matthews Band is.
*You have a dream about meeting the band, but then wake up and are horribly saddened by the fact that it was only a dream.
*Youre jealous that your father has cooked for Dave Matthews. (AND YOU BRAG ABOUT IT TO YOUR DAVE FRIENDS).
*Your mom yells to you whenever Dave’s on TV.
*When in the course of the day, you both see and hear the guys more than your family and friends.
*You dont go out with a person because he/ she says the band is trash.
*You consider the Dave Matthews Band a higher authority than god.
*You listened to the band regularly when you could only count your age on 2 hands.
*When you become annoyed even if your friends are only jokingly making fun of the band/the way Dave sings/anything.
*When you just can’t fathom how people could NOT love this band, and you try to get everyone you know as hooked as you are, despite what they listen to.
*You had a dream that DMB broke up, and you woke up crying hysterically. You then call your best (fellow DMB fan) friend to make sure that it really was JUST a dream.
*You go to a show and when stumbling across the group of “kids” who are there only to get drunk and act stupid, you chastise them for acting so disrespectfully towards such a respectable band…
*You dream of being a DMB roadie.
*Put DMB CD’s on at work despite everyone else hating it, then when they switch back to the radio, you threaten to bring a gun to work the next day if anyone touches my fucking Dave again
*Break up with a guy because they said something derogatory about the band (even if it was a joke).
*You have ever told someone that you and Dave share a “connection”.
*If you feel like Dave is talking to you when listening to any DMB song.
*You get pissed at the shows when the “radio” Dave fans go to shows and sit down for songs like Bartender, Warehouse, or Grey Street.
*You turn half your friends into Dave fans and fight with the ones who say “Dave Matthews is gay ” just because they know it pisses you off so much.
*You have excessive dreams of the band and of dave where you hang out.
*You make up the Dave lyrics game just that u can prove to another Dave fan that they dont know half the Dave songs you know.
*When you say “oh this is my favorite DMB song”, then turn right back around and say the same thing about the next song.
*When you take peoples IPODS and look at their artists and just go straight to the D’s.
*When guys who dont listen to Dave turn you off.
*You have a majority of your bookmarked pages on your internet explorer being DMB related websites.
*When your all time favorite Dave song, even Dave fans have never heard.(even though your alltime favorite song is multiple songs)
*When you stick a camera in your chest to get it past security so you can take pics inside the venue.
*When you strongly think of naming your first child Dave, Boyd, Stefan, Carter, Leroi, or Grace.
*when you’ve decided you can’t date a guy that doesn’t like DMB.
*When someone wants to set you up your first question is “does he like Dave Matthews Band? because if he doesn’t it’s not going to work”.
*When you’re listening to Dave in the shower and you start doing the dance.
*When you are annoyed that you can’t do the dance while driving.
*When you stop talking to a friend for a while because they say DMB is the worst band (they obviously know nothing about good music).
*When you tell someone you can’t do anything on a Friday night because DMB is going to be on letterman/leno/etc.
*When on the computer, you have DMB playing and have to stop what youre typing to jam at any given point.
*Admit that you are a DMB freak*
*Own every studio made CD.
*Know every word to every song.
*Listen to at least one song of DMB everyday.
*A bigger DMB freak than the person who introduced DMB to you.
*If your dream house is on Grey Street.
*If whatever your feelings towards Stand Up, you force yourself to learn every word by heart.
*If at school your locker has pictures of DMB in it instead of your friends.
*If your room has something to do with the band on each wall.
*If youve had dreams where you are a friend of the group.
*If you have lyrics to ONLY Dave songs in your profile.
*If you get excited for whenever Dave is on TV or the radio and get chills.
*If you cant go a day without listening to something of DMB.
*If all you do is look up lyrics to all the songs or listen to all the songs over and over to make sure you know ALL the words to every single song, including all the added words Dave includes in some songs and can sing every note like him and know when his tone of voice is changing and you change yours too when youre singing.
*You quote lyrics in regular conversation and get frustrated when people dont notice or they do and have no idea what youre talking about.
*You get annoyed when other Dave fans say theyve never heard of The Maker, Blue Water Baboon Farm, ASTB, Joy Ride, JTR, After Her, Heathcliff’s Haiku Warriors, or other rare songs.
*When you can relate any conversation you’re having to DMB.
*When you can honestly say you feel like Dave’s talking to you when he says “thank you very much
I may not fit all of them but the top few I think I have covered.
I find it amazing that I don’t cave into my temptations when I get this angry.
Tumblarity is gone?!
House on Wilson singing “A Chorus Line” in the middle of them watching hockey.
I haven’t been this excited for House since the premire!! I mean yeah, I do get excited for each new episode but this is a big wait! This ep better be good.
- As much as I hate to think about it, House MD will end. What will you do once it's over?
- I mean after the stages of grief have been completed.
- I think I'll probably surf around and try to find a new show to watch, but will probably need to re-watch the whole season, perhaps on Mondays at 8 PM just so I can keep House in the time slot. I'll have to wait and hunt for a new medical drama and sadly watch other channels try to make a new House-esque show.
I got the DMB calendar for christmas and the dummy that I am, I didn’t hang it up until today!! I absolutely love LOVE the January picture of Dave. It is my background, my project 365 pic of the day and my birthday month. How lucky am I?
Well Happy Birthday Dave Matthews. We can drink together now, for I am of age.
House: We’re two tigers short of an act in Vegas. They’ll realize we’re straight eventually.
Wilson: Eventually isn’t going to help me date the cute girl in 3B.” —
Promo for “The Down Low” House ep.
It’s not 100% accurate but still hilarious.
Does House’s voice sound different to anyone else in Season 1 than it does for the rest of the series?
John Mayer, being interviewed by Elton John, April 2002 http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1285/is_3_32/ai_84237695/ (via mystupidmouth1983)
Another reason why I love Dave Matthews…. and John Mayer.
I saw Sherlock Holmes last night and couldn’t stop giggling like a fangirl at the Holmes Watson parts because if you changed the senario to Princeton Plainsboro House and Wilson could have the same exact conversation.
Watson: Get that thing out of my face.
Holmes: It’s not in your face it’s in my hand.
Watson: Get that thing that’s in your hand out of my face.
I thoroughly enjoyed the film and must have it on DVD once it comes out. It was a great reason for me to push myself to start reading the giagantic Sherlock Holmes Vol. 1 I purchased before Christmas.